You Know You're Sick When...
- You can't see the carpet through all the tissues by the side of your bed.
- You carry a roll of toilet paper around in your purse because a box of Kleenex won't fit.
- You look like Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.
- You only leave your bed to eat and pee.
- You don't remember what solid food tastes like.
- Your outfit every day is your pj's.
- You sleep so much that when you wake up, you don't know what day it is.
- You're dog doesn't even want to come around you anymore for fear of your contagious disease.
- You can't remember the last time you've had a shower.
- You don't care when you last had a shower.
- You actually wish you were in school instead of lying in bed at noon.
- Your parents don't question whether you are sick just to stay home from school, or if you really are sick.
- You go to bed at a reasonable hour at night.